KIDS STUFF, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well pulled off one, folks! It seems like the wagering world has taken a turn for the bizarre. A brand new network dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering stakes on things like who will win the best nap or what color crayons little Timmy will choose. It's hilarious, right? Parents are buzzing over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!